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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

hey people who are reading this! (and if you are, then pleeeeeeeease send comments!)

it's veruca here, again trying to think of a new SOFOM...............................
i cant' think so here's a joke:

two men are working on a house. one is at the bottom holding the ladder and the other is on top of the house, hammering. suddenly, the man at the bottom holding the ladder, drops it and it splits in half. "now look what you've done you idiot!" the man on top says "how am i gonna get down!??"
"i dunno..." the man at the bottom says.
after hours and hours and hours of thinking, it gets dark outside.
"HOLD IT!" the man at the bottom says, "i've got an idea."
"O.K. then doofus, what is it?" the man on the roof says.
the man on the bottom picks up the flashlight and says, "i'm going to shine the flashlight up to where you are and then you can walk down the lightbeam!"
"oh you think i'm so stupid don't you, "the man on top says, "you gonna turn it off when i get to the middle!"

the end.

~veruca~

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