veruca with another blonde joke

hey everyone!

here's another blonde joke:

three women are standing in front of a magic mirror that sucks you in if you tell a lie. the blackie walks up to it and says: 'i think i'm the most beautiful girl in the world." and since she told a lie, she gets sucked in. then the redhead goes up to the mirror and says: i think I am the most beautiful girl in the world." and she gets sucked in.

then the blondie goes up to the mirror and says: "i think-" and she gets sucked in.

~veruca~

veruca

ok so me, violet, marilyn monroe gone blue, orange juice and charlie are all here. so i'm gonna think of a fun SOFOM...... i'm thinkin'..... i'm thinkin'.......... here is a blonde joke:

a redhead, blackie, and i blonde are all stranded on an island. they need to swim up to the mainland which is two miles away. the blackie swims halfway, gets tired and drowns.  the redhead then tries to swim but just like little miss blackie, she drowns. so the blonde is the last one on the island. she starts swimming and when she gets halfway she says: 'i'm tired'. so she swims back to the island.

sorry i couldnt' think of an SOFOM so i just toled a blonde joke. see ya!

~veruca~

sorry, i just have to gloat. (veruca)

HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! I WAS THE FIRST TO PUT A PICTURE ON THE BLOG! HA HA IN YOUR FACE VIOLET! sorry about that. that was just my character getting a hold of me......... but to be fair, i will tell you how to do it. jsut find a picture you want to put up, then copy and past it on. very simple. :-)

~veruca~

Food Glorious Food! (veruca)

hello! it's veruca here and i'm going to give you nice big heaping plate of food related SOFOMs!

ok have you ever been asleep and you smelled that slice of pie you've been wanting for the past few days? well, the first thing i'm gonna say is 'SNAP OUT OF IT' cuz you'll get the pie later. the next thing i'm gonna say is 'IT IS POSSIBLE TO SMELL SCENTS IN YOUR DREAMS!'

did you know that writers once used bread crumbs instead of erasers of correct their mistakes?

the most expensive dessert is $25,000! it's called the Frrrozen Haute Chocolate (haute means high class) and it is a slushy mix of the worlds most expensive cocoas, milk, and guess what
else.... EDIBLE GOLD!!!!! and the spoon to eat the rich dessert is made of 18-carat gold and studded with white black and chocolate colord diamonds!!!

well i hope you've loved these food SOFOMs! see ya!

~veruca~

veruca

yo peeps! (and by the way, great SOFOMs violet) this is a crazy SOFOM about this guy named Alistair Galpin. he holds the guinness world record for...... can you guess? THE MOST SNAILS ON HIS FACE! can you believe it? snails on his face!! his record is 10 snails! well that's your newest SOFOM! see ya!

~veruca~

Princess Mania

hey all!! this is finally Violet. i just wanted to post the SOFOM (plural) of the day. did you know that Marie Antoinette used to sit for hours while her hair was being done and powdered? yup. and then, she had to sleep with a block as a pillow so that her hair would be preserved for the next day. did you know that just before the Rmanov family was murdered, the girls (from oldest to youngest: Olga, Tatiana, Marie, and Anastasia) had started to sew jewels into their corsets to save money? when the family was killed, most of the bullets just bounced off of the girls. this puzzled the soldiers. how could they guess they were shooting at stones??? also, princess Jahanara, PRincess of Princesses, had two brothers that were kidnapped by an enemy. and, Elizabeth the first's half sister was horrible to her. she actually said that her mother was a witch, and that they didn't burry her in a coffin, just a chest. she also said that the chest was too small for her, which didn't matter, because her head was cut off, so they could just put it in on top of her stomach. eew... but cool!

veruca

nope. sorry violet, the picture thing didn't work! :-( this is an awesome SOFOM: ok, so in the 1971 movie, "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" the two girls playing Veruca Salt (Julie Dawn Cole) and the girl playing Violet Beauregard (Denise Nickerson) were like, best friends, but they had to act like they hated each other. (sound familiar??) But, and this is the funny part, they both had a crush on the guy playing Charlie Bucket (Peter Ostrum)!!! (that is NOT to be taken seriously because it is a girl playing Charlie in the play we are doing) well, i hope you liked your SOFOM!
~Veruca~

i'm loving the new sign in pics!!! hey, this might not work, but if it does, the first one's me, Violet, and the next one's Veruca. if not, hey, that's what this blog is for right??? RIGHT??? file:///var/folders/v-/v-5PxpcS2RWXbE+8ZQWG4++++TI/-Tmp-/com.apple.PhotoBooth-T0xa10220.tmp.n3dsg0/Photo%204.jpgfile:///var/folders/v-/v-5PxpcS2RWXbE+8ZQWG4++++TI/-Tmp-/com.apple.PhotoBooth-T0xa10220.tmp.5HDdDj/Photo%2015.jpg

*Violet*

Veruca

Loved your newest SOFOM Violet! Here's another cool one about a cat: The smallest cat in the world is only about the size of a Dr. Pepper can!! Her name is Itse Bitse and she likes to sleep in a dollhouse made especially for her! She is only 4 inches tall and 15 inches long! 

~Veruca~

p.s.

I'd like to send a shout out to my little sister. She's turning 6 today!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!! :-) 

Violet

hey guys!!! this is violet. todays odd fact is kinda long, but super cool!. so, some of you might know that Ben Franklin worked for his printer brother for a while. well, the brother wasn't nice at all. while working there, Franklin wrote into his brother's paper. he posted his own column. he put in little snippets of interesting facts, and signed them 'Silence Dogood'. yes, he posed as a girl. well, his column was a HIT. people loved it. they wrote to 'her' asking all kinds of questions, and Silence answered them. needless to say, Franklin didn't tell his brother that he was really Silence, his brother was totally clueless. but then, when 'Silence' was making the column so much money, Franklin decided to let the secret out. he told every body who he was. when his brother found out, he shut down the column!!! his brother really didn't like him. 

Another Cool SOFOM!! (super odd fact of the moment)

Hey guys!!!! It's Veruca :-)!!  here is another crazy SOFOM! (Super Odd Fact of the Moment)  Did you know that there is a cat named Yoda who (and this is truly crazy) has FOUR EARS!!!?????  and actually, the extra two ears are just flaps of skin that stick up like points. He can't really hear out of them. :-) Got to go! i hope you liked your SOFOM!!!

~Veruca~